"Zerofret" (zerofret)
08/22/2015 at 20:18 • Filed to: None
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"Zerofret" (zerofret)
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The Brostang
Normally referring to a 4th gen V8 mustang (or in this case, a 5th gen V6), but is also taking in to account the douche that is usually driving it. May also be describing a mod-ed later model mustang (turbo charged mustangs may be equipped with a ‘BRO’off valve). Or the behavior of a ‘normal’ person once they begin driving recklessly in a mustang (they become a Bro). Bro’s usually talk in the third person. Usually WAY too much car for the owner but they insist on adding more power.
Travis: Dude, I hate riding around in that Brostang!
The Bro: Hey Bro!!
Travis: Oh hey bro. How’s the Brostang running?
The Bro: Good Bro, but the check engine light is on.
Travis: Oh its probably just your “BRO”2 sensor.
Seriously though, what’s up with all these Brostangs I’m seeing as of late? Driving home from work tonight (in my Mustang) this college kid pulled up next to me in his 05’ v6 with a bunch of 3M taped “go fast parts” on and plastidip-ed rims and blaring skrillex. He started revving his engine next to me while at a stop light and then peels out as soon as the light turns green. I didn’t even acknowledge him at the stop light. This is why we can’t have nice things I guess.
And to be honest, I’m beginning to enjoy driving my Wrangler more than my Mustang. People seem to be more pleasant around the Jeep for some reason.
Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
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08/22/2015 at 20:27 |
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they’re cheap...that’s why they’re everywhere
Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch
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08/22/2015 at 20:38 |
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These idiots constantly want to street race me, which is hilarious because the 4.0 Cologne V6 is a boat anchor and I’ve got an LS1. It gets really annoying, but racing belongs at the track.
daender
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08/22/2015 at 20:46 |
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The faster it gets them in a crash with a tree, the better, because they deserve it.
HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
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08/22/2015 at 22:45 |
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Kids got tired of ricing Civics so now they rice Mustangs. haha. Also V6 Stangs especially SN95 have also way been driving by the douchiest of teenage dickheads that say things like “Bro it’ll totally drift on dry pavement.” the kind of guy that keeps his back seat folded down to show off the two 12 subs in the trunk. And yes I’m talking about an actually person I knew a few years ago who wouldn’t shut up about his 2003, automatic, V6, Mustang.